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We do not expect gifts beyond the presence of as many of our family and friends as are able to celebrate with us. We have had exceptionally good fortune and lots of support to date so we have few material needs. Now, wants is another story ;) We have not officially registered anywhere yet, but I've had several inquiries about what we might appreciate. Well, it looks likely that Family Wells will be moving in the very near future. We are working on secret plans to move into a little Wells Residence that will need a great deal of TLC. So, with those facts in mind, if you would like to send a gift, here are some suggestions that are guaranteed to find a good home:

• gold bars
• gift cards to Lowes, Home Depot, Target
• jewels owned by the King of Spain, Princess Di or Liberace
• gift cards to restaurants (we love to eat out)
• generally, edible items are very desirable
• for the New Mexicans, modern looking Nambe' metalware (new or vintage!)
• seized government items from Columbian Druglords (preferably property)
• for all our artistic, epicurean and crafty friends, we would really appreciate hand crafted items (you know who you are). Some ideas, photos, scrap books, art or crafts.
• Apple stock from 1985
• under the everything else category, small non-breakable items would be most appreciated

OK, I'm just posting this at the request of our many fans. I hope it helps and does not offend.